Profile of Alex Clarke


By David Hibell
October 16 2003

Name  Alex Clarke
D/O/B 09/01/81
Position Loosehead Prop
Nickname Clarkie/ Kent/ Oddjob
First Rugby Memory Playing for Chippenham against Bath aged about six
Tipple Bitter
Favourite Player Peter Angelsea
Favourite Band/ Tune Starsailor
Favourite Films/ TV Bond films/ The Simpsons
Could you put a pet down if it was in pain? No
What would an Osbornes style show of your family be like? Very similar to the original show
Ever lost a small fortune on a bet? No, only had one win - £16 at bingo when I was 11, spent the money on presents for my family
Most expensive round paid for £88
Biggest drinker on the team Nei Clarke
Any embarrassing stories about other members of the squad Hunty sleeping on countless park benches
Staying in or going out? Going out
If you could be a cartoon character which would you be? Fred Flintstone
What would be your luxury item if you were on I'm a celebrity get me out of here? Big bottle of cider