In the year 2015...


By LOUD Shark
August 23 2009

Imagine, its 2015 and the Rugby World Cup has come to town. With England winning the vote to host the world cup, and a couple of recent articles in The Times, I got to thinking, how might Sale Sharks be shaping up by that time……………………………………………………?

By the time 2015 rolls around, we will all be that little bit older, and hopefully wiser. I was thinking of all the players that we have in the main squad and the jets for this season, and wondered how many of them, might still be playing for us by the time the world cup rolls around?

James Gaskell "Jamma", has already been tipped by one writer, to be part of the world cup team. But, who might be left to play for us?

I have gone a bit "statto" on this one, so I apologise if I bore anyone to death? I promise it won't happen again! Please don't forget, that this is a whim of my imagination, food for thought so to speak, just for fun?

Most teams, as we know, never stay together without a few changes here and there along the way, but, let us just pretend that we had a choice of the players that we have for this season.

The following squad, positions and ages etc are taken from the official site.

(I have used 35 years old as the bench mark for retiring players for the purposes of this illustration.  I am older than that, so please don't go all ageist on me?)

Sale Sharks        
Name Position D.O.B Age 2009 Age 2015
Alex Shaw Back Row 31/03/1987 22 28
Andrew Sheridan Prop 01/11/1979 30 36
Anitelea Tuilaga Centre/Wing 06/06/1986 23 29
Ben Cohen Wing 14/09/1978 31 37
Ben Roberts Hooker ?   6
Ben Vernon Flanker 04/04/1992 17 23
Brent Cockbain Lock 15/11/1974 35 41
Carl Ferns Back Row 28/05/1989 20 26
Charlie Hodgson Fly Half 12/11/1980 29 35
Chris Bell Centre 07/01/1983 26 32
David Doherty Wing 28/01/1987 22 28
David Bishop Centre 22/09/1983 26 32
David Seymour Flanker 27/09/1984 25 31
David Tait Back Row 05/07/1987 22 28
Dan Birchall Prop 02/10/1988 21 27
Chris Jones Second Row 24/06/1980 29 35
Chris Leck Scrum Half 21/05/1986 23 29
Dean Schofield Second Row 19/01/1979 30 36
Dwayne Peel Scrum Half 31/08/1981 28 34
Eifion Lewis Roberts Prop 13/02/1981 28 34
Gavin Kerr Prop 04/03/1977 32 38
Jack Forster Prop 19/03/1987 22 28
James Jones Flanker 26/02/1981 28 34
Kristian Ormsby Lock/Back Row 12/04/1980 29 35
Lee Thomas Centre 02/06/1984 25 31
Luke Abraham Back Row 26/09/1983 26 32
Mahonri Schwalger Hooker 15/09/1978 31 37
Marc Jones Hooker 03/04/1987 22 28
Marika Vakacegu Full Back/Wing 09/06/1983 26 32
Mark Cueto Wing/Full Back 26/12/1979 30 36
Martin Halsall Prop 25/12/1984 25 31
Matthew Tait Full Back 06/02/1986 23 29
Neil Briggs Hooker 01/06/1985 24 30
Nick Macleod Fly Half/Full Back 23/03/1983 26 32
Oriol Ripol Fortuny Wing 06/09/1975 34 40
Richard Wigglesworth Scrum Half 09/06/1983 26 32
Rob O'Donnell Prop 15/12/1985 24 30
Sean Cox Second Row 16/01/1985 24 30
Selorm Kuadey Wing 05/05/1987 22 28
Sisaro Kayamaibole Back Row 06/03/1981 28 34
Will Cliff Scrum Half 17/10/1988 21 27
Sale Jets        
Alex Waddingham Flanker 17/06/1989 20 26
Daniel Hall Lock 30/07/1991 18 24
Ed Styles Full Back/Wing 07/12/1989 20 26
Edward Stobart Wing/Full Back 18/11/1990 19 25
James Gaskell Lock 20/05/1990 19 25
James Irlam Wing 09/10/1989 20 26
James Williams Wing 07/09/1990 19 25
Jonny Kennedy Centre/Wing 16/02/1990 19 25
Jordan Davies Full Back/Wing 12/03/1990 19 25
Lee Imiolek Prop 21/09/1990 19 25
Mark Atkinson Fly Half 08/03/1990 19 25
Ryan Glynn Scrum Half 27/09/1991 18 24
Simon McIntyre Prop 19/03/1991 18 24
Tom Brady Centre/Full Back 10/02/1991 18 24
Tom Holmes Lock 05/01/1990 19 25

 

Dark blue indicates the players that would be above the fictional retirement point.

Andrew Sheridan,  Dean Schofield, Mark Cueto and Oriol Ripol  are the main names that stand out immediately to me. Imagine not seeing Big Ted and Deano, our new captian packing down in the scrum? What about Cuets and Raspberry, not seeing them in their pomp, flying down the wing? Who would replace them all?

Brent Cockbain may not be a big loss in some fans eyes, but, he is at least a big unit, ready to play hard for his team mates? That leaves Ben Cohen,  Gavin Kerr and Mahonri Schwalger, not tried and tested for us yet, but, may have turned out to be the players that we need?

Light blue indicates the players that will be nearing the point of retirement.

Sir Charles could be playing his last season at fly half? Chris Jones, Eifion and Dwayne Peel, Imagine, with those guys and Big Ted, and Deano, not, in the forwards? What a big hole they all would leave?

James Jones, may have been a shining star for us, Kristian Ormsby may well have played the best 5 years of rugby of his life? And who is to say that Sisa playing in the back row, would not help to make the most cohesive pack that Sale have ever had?

Whilst it may be true that some Sale legends may leave us at this point, true Sharks each and every one, just cast your eyes over all the potential talent that we still have there. We may not have one of the biggest squads in the premiership currently, but, with Kingsley's vision of home grown talent coming through, not a team of international super stars, like Munster, he has been recently quoted as saying, you can clearly see, that under his leadership, we could become a force to be reckoned with?

Combined with the jets, out of 57 players, we would only be losing between 8 and 15 players. Still a decent sized squad? I am sure that we have all seen clubs with less players than that on their books?

Recent departures have left a lot of fans wondering what will happen to our beloved Sharks in the coming seasons. Perhaps this is one scenario that paints a much brighter picture?

I know this is an idealistic future, where players don't get injured, don't move to other clubs for any number of reasons, and we have a team that gels together and plays for each other, week in week out, but, surely the future is a little bit rosier? As I mentioned before, food for thought...........................................