Ra and Ra's live Neath Commentary

By Denise
October 15 2002

The following is a transcript of Ro and Ra's match commentary whilst listening to the on-line coverage of the Neath game. In order to keep it clean a number of words have been altered or removed, if you spot any that need taking out e-mail me leicestertiger@yahoo.co.uk

Ro: g'day chick.
'Ra': g'day, thought you'd be listening on the radio.
Ro: apparently only the erc have it so there's only one commentary
'Ra': ah. it's on 5 live, but only if you have a digital radio
Ro: I don't have a digital radio. We've got possession. Hurrah. I see Glen's started
'Ra': don't know who's started but hear toms at 9. begger another penalty
Ro: ceefax said backie & oz on bench but both playing.
'Ra': miss miss miss
'Ra':
Ro: bloody mchugh!
Ro: did you see BrummyTiger's poem?
'Ra': yes, very sweet. **** **** ****
Ro: So who's playing? Stimmo, Leon, Glenn, Rod,?,Oz, Tom T
'Ra': wig
'Ra': johnno, benk cozza
'Ra': backy
Ro: Garf, Doreen, Johnno, benk, backie, cozza
'Ra': is that the lot? no we're missing a wing
Ro: and a blindside, no wonder we're losing
'Ra': lewis must be playing we gave away a penalty at a maul
'Ra': aha, frank
Ro: Lewis was named at openside instead of Backie.
Ro: well done franck
'Ra': wins a penalty?, surely not!
Ro: where are we on the pitch?
'Ra': ?
'Ra': your guess is as good as mine
'Ra': inside the neath 22?
Ro: no
'Ra': oh sorry misunderstood the commentator, thought we had a lineout, then thought stimmo had kicked the ball into their 22. wish they'd say what was happening
'Ra': oops
Ro: glad I'm not there. that should be a penalty!
'Ra': i'm glad we're not there too but mainly cos the weather sounds crap
Ro: Tigerrrrs
'Ra': yippeee
'Ra': catch and drive? or are we too far out?
Ro: freddie
Ro: yes
'Ra': bum
'Ra': could be worse
Ro: tigers. c'mon tigers
'Ra': yessss???
Ro: hurrah!
Ro: hope stimmo's ok
'Ra': penalty YES
Ro: kick for touch
'Ra': he'll be fine
'Ra': points
Ro: he's not been kicking brilliantly
'Ra': he might miss the corner
'Ra':
Ro: bet it was cozza
'Ra': bum
'Ra': ****
'Ra': BDC
Ro: stop swearing
Ro: whaa?
'Ra': Big Dog's C**k
Ro: Oh.
'Ra': well you would ask
Ro: oh god, they're playing in the dark
'Ra': oooh another lineout
'Ra': c'mon tigers
Ro: oh no. poor lewis
'Ra': he's fine, hard head, no sense no feeling
'Ra': told you
Ro: let's see if they can injure a few more
'Ra': preferably all of them
Ro: cmmon stimmo
'Ra': no time to juggle Oz
Ro: oh begger cozzas gonna drop it
'Ra': C'mon tigers
Ro: pah
'Ra': oh begger
Ro: can we have a shorter scrum half please
Ro: apparently we've got 3 points!
'Ra': can we have a better scrum half please
'Ra': since when, and where did you get this information?
Ro: ceefax
'Ra': now that's what I call cheating
Ro: I think our link's a bit old
Ro: did I spoil it for you?
'Ra': this is a tad confusing
'Ra': ithought this was live
Ro: live-ish
'Ra': and yes
Ro: what?
'Ra': STiiiiiiiiiM - MO - O
(belated)
Ro: hurrah for stimmo
'Ra': yes you did spoil it for me, please turn the telly off
'Ra': argh
'Ra': keep them out tigers
Ro: too late
'Ra': bollards
'Ra': did you see that one coming too?
Ro: it came up just as he scored, sadly he's going to convert it too
'Ra': I'll get my coat
Ro: oh dear
'Ra': surely we'd have had the lineout anyway
'Ra': to who??
Ro: yes, but he kicked it direct to touch so we got it on the 22
'Ra': yes i got that
'Ra': oops
'Ra': bad benk
'Ra': what did he do?
Ro: was benk being bad?
'Ra': apparently, either that or mchugh was just passing the time of day
'Ra': C'mon tigers
Ro: who knows?
'Ra': foul play? surely not, was that lewis?
Ro: Stimmo seems to be having a bit of a rough time
'Ra': bless!. These commentators are pants
Ro: oo
'Ra': oh dear
'Ra': good oh
'Ra': c'mon stimmo
Ro: I think we won their lineout
'Ra': oh yeah
Ro: begger
Ro: hurrah
'Ra': C'mon tigers
'Ra': ooooohhhhh
'Ra': hurrah
Ro: bloody tierney
'Ra': wot the f***k is happening?
Ro: tom tierney is a munster ringer
'Ra': a meister singer?
Ro: he's doing his best to make sure we lose
'Ra': he's a little get
Ro: he's quite a big get
'Ra': OKAY
Ro: hurrah
Ro: can he kick it?
'Ra': You know don't you?
Ro: no
'Ra': well it was bloody good anticipation of that penalty
'Ra': c'mon stimmo
'Ra': sssshhhhh
'Ra': STiiiiiiiiiM - MO - O
Ro: it's only just come up
'Ra': whew
Ro: good old stimmo
'Ra': thats okay for a half time score, they had the wind with them that half.
'Ra': i think
Ro: they've worn them out now
'Ra': ummm
Ro: lots of tries in the 2nd half
'Ra': d'you want a coffee?
Ro: yup. seeya later
'Ra': i've got me flask
Ro: i would quite like a pasty cos I went to the grim after work and haven' had any tea!
'Ra': poor ro. I went to the butchers today but didn't buy pasties
'Ra': go get some tea, i'll see you second half
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'Ra': good old hendo, what a star
Ro: being nice about backie?
Ro: btw found out today that Backie's brother is Sarah's hairdresser
'Ra': i'd forgotten he was a hairdresser
'Ra': who's sarah?
Ro: yup. apparently backie gave him a motorbike for his b'day & he has photos of it round his mirror
Ro: it's sarah's job I want
'Ra': you never give me motorbikes
Ro: no, I give you amber jewellery and videos and books by tigers
'Ra': true................................. motorbikes would be good too though
Ro: 'kay
'Ra': cheers me duck
Ro: what's this sausage business?
'Ra': eh?
Ro: Joshie's girlfriend's alucky girl
'Ra': i repeat.......eh?
Ro: see message board. photo of denise with sausAGE
'Ra': oo-er missus
Ro: that came out a bit wrong
'Ra': oo-er missus
Ro: backie backie backie oi oi oi
'Ra': that's right change the subject
Ro: i'd forgotten glenn was playing
'Ra': rats
'Ra': wigg i bet
Ro: nooooo
'Ra':
Ro: tigers cheating
'Ra': mchugh cheating
'Ra': can the ref cheat??
'Ra': yipee that'll show him...........
'Ra': ........or not
Ro: stiiimmoooo
'Ra': okay
'Ra': that'll do
Ro: c'mon tiggers
Ro: begger
'Ra': why
'Ra': oh i see
'Ra': arse
Ro: why are they using a bar of soap?
'Ra': dirty cheats?
Ro: of course
'Ra': C'mon tigers
'Ra': where else would the rain pour from?
Ro: dur?
'Ra': he said the rain was pouring out of the sky
Ro: get him off
Ro: cozzas being bad
'Ra': I think you're getting this before me
Ro: glen dropped the ball
'Ra': yes you are. definately
'Ra': that's not right
Ro: 22 drop out
'Ra': stop it
Ro: i had to re-buffer mine because it was a poor connection
'Ra': wot do you mean?
'Ra': how do you do that?
Ro: I was listening to the interviews before the match and I had to stop it and go in again
'Ra': oh
Ro: did you hear geordie?
'Ra': yeah, did you hear stimmo and deano, they got the interviews mixed up
Ro: no
'Ra': i went to listen to stimmo and it was deano, then vice versa
Ro: gotcha.
'Ra': i'm going to disconnect and try again
Ro: not now. think we may score
'Ra': too late
Ro: looking good. leons being bad
'Ra': I'm back
'Ra': did we score?
Ro: leon just flattened their full back
'Ra': hurrah
'Ra': did we score?
'Ra': no
Ro: he was calling for the mark
'Ra': i know, did we score?
Ro: no
'Ra': thought not
'Ra': oooohhhh
Ro: hurrah
'Ra': do we score?
Ro: stimmos just gonna kick
'Ra': i know I thought you'd know if he got it
'Ra': STiiiiiiiiiM - MO - O
Ro: now you're ahead of me!
'Ra': think i may have caught up
Ro: you've overtaken me
'Ra': sorry
Ro: cmon moodo
'Ra': flatten him leon
'Ra': oh sorry was that us?
Ro: yes
'Ra': oops
'Ra': think i'm getting overexcited
Ro:
Ro: hurrah for benk
'Ra': d'you think we should send this to denise as a match report?
Ro: could do
Ro: it's about as informative as the commentary
'Ra': true
Ro: where are we now?
'Ra': and more exciting
Ro: well, they had no mention of sausages
'Ra': just inside our own half, penalty to us STiiiiiiiiiM - MO - O
Ro: think i JUST HEARd tigerstart squealing
'Ra': oooohhhh
'Ra': not forward?
Ro: glenn's dropped the ball
'Ra': i'm definitely ahead of you
'Ra': high tackle b*******
'Ra': penalty ref
Ro: oh not his precious nose
'Ra': poor dave
'Ra': is ollie there, he may be going off
Ro: he said cozza thought it was dave.
Ro: jamie?
'Ra': i thought it was dave too, now it's tierney, jamie on
Ro: it was a tigger wot did it
'Ra': that's wot i thought
Ro: c'mon jamie
'Ra': oz oz oz
Ro: hurrah
'Ra': glenn didn't drop the ball
Ro: step up stimmo
'Ra': c'mon stimmo
'Ra': i have a series of useful comments on my notepad to paste in
'Ra':
Ro:
'Ra': that wasn't one of them, but I've just added it
Ro: good idea
Ro: cmon stimmo
'Ra': THAT'S ONE OF THEM
Ro: ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
'Ra': oh shut up
'Ra': not you
Ro: no i guessed
'Ra':
Ro:
Ro: ** *** **** TIGERS
'Ra': oh, thoght you were swearing but just realised it's a chant
Ro: yup. p'raps you should add that to your notepad
'Ra': Tiiiiiiiiii-Ge-ers
Ro: Dominance is no good if we don't actually score!
'Ra': very true
'Ra': but they're getting tired (allegedly)
Ro: hmmmmmmm
Ro: oh god, he's gonna card johnno
'Ra': he wouldn't dare!!!!
Ro: bloody cat's trying to pull my modem cable out
Ro: she would dare
'Ra': kill her
'Ra': put her in a bag
Ro: she's gone under the rug now. I can see it coming out any time now!
'Ra': keep her under the rug
Ro: hurrah
'Ra': yeeeees
'Ra': scrum us
'Ra': clap clap
clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap
Ti-gers
Ro: bad things
Ro: oh dear. fancy that happening
'Ra': hah
Ro: who'd have thought it.
'Ra': they've got the ball though
'Ra': no, that's ours
Ro: ** *** **** TIGERS
'Ra': no that's theirs
Ro: oh darn
'Ra': clap clap
clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap
Ti-gers
Ro: booooothie
'Ra': C'mon tigers
Ro: c'mon leon
'Ra': C'mon tigers
Ro: where are we?
'Ra': cozza dropped the ball
Ro: cozza knocked it on!
'Ra': oh sorry, accidental offside
Ro: cozza didn't drop the ball
'Ra': he probably would have done if he hadn't run into someone first
Ro: Franck. c'mon Perry, you can score from there
'Ra': C'mon tigers
'Ra': how long?
'Ra': C'mon tigers
'Ra': C'mon tigers
Ro: i can hear bleddyn in the background
'Ra': C'mon tigers
'Ra': C'mon tigers
Ro: keep it going Tigers
Ro: begger
'Ra': bollards
Ro: bet it was leon
'Ra': penalty to neef
Ro: sorry leon
'Ra': d'you know what he did?
Ro: johnno crossing in front of oz
'Ra': pants is that all?
Ro: yup
'Ra': begger
'Ra': miss miss miss miss
Ro: begger not another one
'Ra': he'll miss it
Ro: thanx
'Ra': oh i don't know that
'Ra': i'm hoping
'Ra': yeeeeessssss
'Ra': C'mon tigers
'Ra': scrum us
'Ra': C'mon tigers
'Ra': 5 meters
'Ra': yyeeeessssss
'Ra': hurrah oz
'Ra': yes yes yes
Yahoo! Messenger: Ro has logged back in. (11/10/02 at 21:17)
'Ra': are you there?
Ro: i am now!
'Ra': did you miss oz's try?
Ro: yes!
'Ra': oops
'Ra': was it the cat?
Ro: What's worse was i could see it on ceefax
'Ra': balls
Ro: no, it was my connection
'Ra': oh franck
Ro: naughty franck
'Ra': miss miss miss miss
Ro: draw?
'Ra': no they must miss it
'Ra': we have to win
'Ra': ssshhhh
Ro: he's gonna miss it!
'Ra': balls
Ro: begger
'Ra': drop goal?
Ro: c'mon boys, dig in
'Ra': i realise we have to get the ball in their half first
'Ra': C'mon tigers
Ro: by whom?
'Ra': oz will try it if he gets a chance
Ro: boothie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ro: bloody mchugh!
'Ra': C'mon tigers
'Ra': we've got the scrum
'Ra': i think
Ro: in our half
'Ra': our posession though
Ro: yeeees
'Ra': clap clap
clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap
Ti-gers
Ro: TIIIIIIIIGErs
'Ra': C'mon tigers
'Ra': bum
Ro: come on you tigers
'Ra': C'mon tigers
'Ra': more time
'Ra': our line out
Ro: is it our ball?
'Ra': yes
'Ra': c'mon tigers
'Ra': FREDDIE, FREDDIE, FREDDIE
'Ra': begger
Ro: Well, at least we didn't lose
'Ra': oh well draw better than i expected in first half, begger franck for that penalty
Ro: sort of thing Garf would have done
'Ra': never!!!
Ro: it sounded a bit more positive than the other away games
'Ra': if he has to cheat he should be more discreet about it
'Ra': second half sounded better certainly
Ro: do you know the french for discreet?
'Ra': mais non
'Ra': i'm off now, talk to you later
Ro: ta ta