Bath Tapped By Worcester Sauce


By Glen Leat
November 25 2011

Bath were rubbish - it's official!

Bath Rugby couldn't be bothered to play rugby at Worcester so I can't be bothered to comment on their pathetic effort.

Gussieboy summed up tonight's effort as well as anyone will so why bother looking any further than:

"Apart from the utter @#$%&at scrum and lineout, some terrible decision making, pretty woeful kicking out of hand and off the floor, high penalty count, lack of ball retention and occasional missed tackles and wayward passing - I thought we did okay. What a total pile of toss."

Bath Tapped By Worcester Sauce
Posted by: BathRugbyEre.co.uk (IP Logged)
Date: 26/11/2011 07:49

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Re: Bath Tapped By Worcester Sauce
Posted by: WilliamBlessing (IP Logged)
Date: 26/11/2011 08:34

Even I'm depressed now....It was the first time I'd watched Bath play this season as my next door neighbour has got ESPN at last. I'm paying for it.

It was excellent coverage. Austin Healey really is sharp. It was a tremendously physical encounter. A really dangerous place to be as a player, so, regardless of the performance, just being there involved a level of courage way beyond that of the ordinary man.

But, it was a bit like watching England play in the World cup. Without wishing to be unkind, the curse of having too much money has resulted in the recruitment of an incoherently curious mixture of a rapidly fading superstar or worse, average at best, Leicester rejects and overseas newcomers fresh to the uniquely bitter, vicious, merciless, cruel, unforgiving yet fascinating Aviva Premiership.

Teams torn apart by the all intrusive, ponderous Rugby World Cup are now having to be painfully reassembled and it will take time.

What remains constant is the fervent passion and incredibly extensive accumulation of knowledge that resides within the body politic that is Bath Rugby and which has made it the success story of the past 30 odd years. That won't fade away. But it will take time to build a side.

Rome, itself, was not rebuilt in a day. And neither will be Bath.



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Re: Bath Tapped By Worcester Sauce
Posted by: Superagent (IP Logged)
Date: 26/11/2011 11:00

Not sure about Geech. With the money he has spent, the results should be much better. The rugby more enterprising.

Re: Bath Tapped By Worcester Sauce
Posted by: BathBerk (IP Logged)
Date: 27/11/2011 09:11

William Blessing, are those your own words? Very eloquent. We could use more of that on ERE!

Re: Bath Tapped By Worcester Sauce
Posted by: WilliamBlessing (IP Logged)
Date: 27/11/2011 09:50

Mr Berk,

I will let you in on a secret, but don't tell anyone. At this very moment Bod is standing behind me dictating what to type. He really wants to say it himself, but if he did, it would remove this board of the essential requirement of every thriving forum.

And that is someone who really speaks what he really doesn't think. Did I get that right Bod or do you wanna quick edit? Oh, he's slumped over asleep after a heavy night again. I think that's waddeesedlike.

Re: Bath Tapped By Worcester Sauce
Posted by: Bod (IP Logged)
Date: 27/11/2011 09:59

Get your coat on sharpish Bill, we're late for Chapel!

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Re: Bath Tapped By Worcester Sauce
Posted by: WilliamBlessing (IP Logged)
Date: 27/11/2011 11:06

Thank's Bod. That was a really lovely service. Now that Bod is back with me, could he explain the concept of Peasedonian Thinking?

A good fellow of Bath who was exiled to the swindswept Parish of Peasedown for being good and never taking umbrage, ploughed his lonely furrow, sticking to that which he new was right and despite being mocked by the World, eventually his goodness shone through and the simple folk of Bristol and around to whom this Peasedown Exile would speak, saw that he spoke truth and slowly by example they adopted him and sanctified him. St. Peasedown gave birth to the Peasedonian philosphy and
Peasedonianism spread rapidly across the World.


Bod! Do you think it's wise to open that bottle so soon on a Sunday morning?


And the philosphy in a sentence? As I interpret it, it is ....damn I've lost Bod again....he's passed out on the sofa clutching his Bath Rugby teddy bear. Bless 'im.



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Re: Bath Tapped By Worcester Sauce
Posted by: Bod (IP Logged)
Date: 27/11/2011 11:36

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I blame the Padré................zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

PE is an Apostate............STONE HIM!

Feck and Ar$e!

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Re: Bath Tapped By Worcester Sauce
Posted by: WilliamBlessing (IP Logged)
Date: 28/11/2011 02:53

Peasedown Exile's way is to encourage your fellow man.

Re: Bath Tapped By Worcester Sauce
Posted by: Bod (IP Logged)
Date: 28/11/2011 07:27

"It pays to shoot an admiral from time to time to encourage the others."

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Re: Bath Tapped By Worcester Sauce
Posted by: WilliamBlessing (IP Logged)
Date: 28/11/2011 08:19

By the way, Bod. Peasedown Exile remains loyal to Bath. It is I that follows his saintly example, whilst still remaining loyal to Bristol.

Re: Bath Tapped By Worcester Sauce
Posted by: WilliamBlessing (IP Logged)
Date: 12/12/2011 15:14

Bod,

Have you tried Lambrusco Rosato?

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