Fantasy League Update - Week 13
By Andy Reynolds
January 19 2005
Week thirteen, unlucky for some and certainly Round 13 brought no luck for our boys in blue, black and white. Let’s see whether your team were amongst the lucky ones in the ERE Fantasy League. It’s a double update this week after the Christmas period and the closing of the transfer window.
Fantasy League Week Thirteen
Transfer instructions were received from 24 managers; the rest of you only have yourselves to blame as you watch your team slip down the table!
THIS WEEK’S PERFORMANCE
Players of the week for round 13 were:
Andy Goode, 17 points (Start, Win, 2P, 2C, and 1DG) thanks to Leicester’s win over Gloucester, and Andrew Blowers, 9 points (Start, Win, and 1T) who featured in the Saints win over the Tykes on New Year’s Day.
Top 5 Scoring Teams (rounds 12 & 13) - points
1 Wherefore the Beast, Bath Fan Jack (Bath) - 221
1 Champagne Rugby, Sam Fulling (Tigers) - 221
3 Wadi Callums, Sheptonite (Bath) -216
4 Dolly Mixtures, Yorkie (Tigers) -213
5 Jacksmen, Ajack (Saints) - 207
In the high scoring top 5 the Tigers are well represented with “Champagne Rugby” and “Dolly Mixtures”, although “Wherefore the Beast” still set the pace as Bath Fan Jack renews his quest to win his own bottle of champagne. Watch out Coochie, “Jacksmen” had a very good few weeks and are gaining ground on “Stade de Coochie”. Oh, the ignominy!
Top 5 Climbers in rounds 12 & 13 - places
1 The Doughnut Heads, AJ Smith (Glaws) - 11
2 Weeksie's Warriors, Henry Weeks (Bath) - 10
2 The Brawlers, Phil White (Bath) - 10
4 SaintsNotSinners, Saints80 (Saints) - 9
4 London who???, Todd Richards (Bath) - 9
The highest climber over rounds 12 and 13 is “The Doughnut Heads” managed by AJ Smith who have moved up 11 places to a more respectable 53rd.
At the other end of the performance spectrum, special mention must be made of “Up the Boro” managed by Tony (our beloved Sports Ed), who have slid an impressive (or should that be depressive) 12 places into the bottom half of the table, and “New Forest Gateau” managed (or possibly mis-managed) by Mike J, who managed to score only 81 points in the two weeks, a score that was beaten by more than half the table in the first week.
LEAGUE SUMMARY
No change in the top spot, but “Wherefore the Beast” have picked up the chase. BertM’s “Drunken Monkeys” have dropped out of the top 5 over Christmas. Slight shuffling of the bottom 5 but the members remain the same.
In the allegiance mini-league, no change as the Tigers pull away at the top. Closest battle is between Saints and Glaws with just 30 points separating them.
ACCOLADES
Christmas crackers – “Wherefore the Beast”, “The Doughnut Heads”
Christmas Turkeys – “Up the Boro”, “New Forest Gateau”
| Rank |
Team
Name |
Manager |
Score |
| 1 |
Ramblin' Men |
Ramblin' Man |
1,154 |
| 2 |
Wherefore the Beast |
Bath Fan Jack |
1,129 |
| 3 |
The Pulteney All
Blacks |
Fred |
1,104 |
| 4 |
Champagne Rugby |
Sam Fulling |
1,101 |
| 5 |
Dolly Mixtures |
Yorkie |
1,093 |
| 6 |
Punters Gamble II |
bath_mp |
1,082 |
| 6 |
The Drunken Monkeys |
BertM |
1,082 |
| 8 |
Wadi Callums |
Sheptonite |
1,063 |
| 9 |
Marked BlueBlack&White |
Mark E |
1,039 |
| 10 |
Dill's Duffers |
Dill |
1,033 |
| 11 |
Yippsy Magic |
Yippsy |
998 |
| 12 |
Dorset Boy’s Boys
2004/05 |
Dorset Boy |
994 |
| 13 |
Two Pound Fifty for a
Nice Riocha |
Speedy Jefferson |
985 |
| 14 |
Bladud XV |
Bladud |
984 |
| 15 |
Can’t do worse than
my soccer team |
Jonathan C |
981 |
| 16 |
Ragnaroc |
Ade1865 |
978 |
| 17 |
Creatures From The
Black Lagoon |
Mark Starr |
967 |
| 18 |
The Good, The Bad,
and The Thommo |
Broughts |
962 |
| 19 |
Matt Jasper's Army |
cb2 |
958 |
| 20 |
Wessex Warriors |
Adrian Cooper |
956 |
| 21 |
The Cider Boys |
Andrew |
942 |
| 22 |
Stade de Coochie |
CoochieCoo |
937 |
| 23 |
FB's XV |
Frome Boy |
928 |
| 24 |
Jacksmen |
Ajack |
927 |
| 25 |
Peg's Pointers |
Grandma |
912 |
| 26 |
Tready's Tigers |
Jon T |
908 |
| 27 |
Bears United |
HH&S |
905 |
| 28 |
St Paul's Pumbas |
Graham Dodds |
898 |
| 29 |
Return of the Salmon |
Bob Grace |
895 |
| 30 |
Sandy Bumming's First
XV |
ken_jnr |
893 |
| 31 |
One game at a time |
Hamptonite |
892 |
| 32 |
Rucking Maulers |
Bazza |
882 |
| 33 |
SaintsNotSinners |
Saints80 |
876 |
| 34 |
Zurich Allstars |
Top Flanker |
874 |
| 35 |
Shark Bites |
Shark |
867 |
| 36 |
The Cherry Pickers |
Chris Long |
860 |
| 37 |
Wanabee's |
Mr C J Swayne |
859 |
| 38 |
Country Mike's Rugby
Bonanza |
Country Mike |
851 |
| 38 |
Grandma's Grafters |
Grandma |
851 |
| 40 |
Futumsch |
Dave Hadley |
839 |
| 41 |
Masa's Selection |
Masa |
838 |
| 41 |
The Ed's Choice |
Glen Leat |
838 |
| 43 |
Top Tips |
PG Tips |
833 |
| 44 |
Weeksie's Warriors |
Henry Weeks |
827 |
| 45 |
Hotmouse XV |
Chubby Phillips |
821 |
| 46 |
Fantasy Rugby |
Louisa |
815 |
| 46 |
Jerry de Grewcock |
Simon Rhodes |
815 |
| 48 |
Barney's Badgers |
Keith Sprake |
813 |
| 49 |
Bomber's Baa Baas |
Richard Auty |
812 |
| 50 |
Egg Chasing A
Speciality |
Graham Busson |
806 |
| 51 |
Daibod XV |
David Bodily |
802 |
| 52 |
The Doughnut Heads |
AJ Smith |
800 |
| 52 |
UpTheBoro |
Tony |
800 |
| 54 |
Henry's Heroes |
Paddy Smith |
791 |
| 55 |
The British Badgers |
Big Jim Aldcroft |
784 |
| 56 |
The Brawlers |
Phil White |
780 |
| 57 |
Wise Prankers |
SumoSaint |
779 |
| 58 |
Jiminy's Crickets |
55Bathman |
776 |
| 59 |
Forries Fifteen |
Malmesbury |
773 |
| 60 |
saints4ever |
Air Ben |
772 |
| 61 |
Bring Back the
Cherryettes |
Graeme Foster |
760 |
| 62 |
Barge In Half-Wits |
Bod |
758 |
| 63 |
The Mothman Menaces |
Wilko's Little Toe |
756 |
| 64 |
Far Cough and I |
Alibev |
740 |
| 65 |
Arlen Academicals |
Chris the Saint |
737 |
| 66 |
Watsons Warriors |
James Dad |
727 |
| 67 |
London who??? |
Todd Richards |
710 |
| 67 |
Sanderton's XV |
Sanderton |
710 |
| 69 |
Seanyboys Brutes |
Sean Penny |
709 |
| 70 |
Karen's Kickers |
Karen Busson |
699 |
| 71 |
Brummy Cherries |
Eastwick |
696 |
| 72 |
A Little Less
Petulance & A Litte More Action |
randomly-petulant |
687 |
| 73 |
Mikes Marauders |
Mikes |
682 |
| 74 |
Not a chance |
Bradley |
681 |
| 75 |
New Forest Gateau |
Mike J |
671 |
| 76 |
Africa Queen's |
Sandie |
668 |
| 77 |
Lloydie's Rank
Outsiders |
Lloydie |
655 |
| 78 |
Whittocks Wanderers |
Dan Smith |
645 |
| 79 |
The Cherokes |
Paul |
619 |
| 79 |
Were Aiming for
Second Place |
Bath Fan Stuck in
Glos |
619 |
| 81 |
Barny's 15 |
Barny |
519 |
| 82 |
Bob's Bristol are
Bollocks |
Batheaston Bob |
515 |
| 83 |
Salecastle |
Mario |
433 |
|
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| |
Top
5 Scoring Teams |
|
Score |
| 1 |
Wherefore the Beast |
Bath Fan Jack |
221 |
| 1 |
Champagne Rugby |
Sam Fulling |
221 |
| 3 |
Wadi Callums |
Sheptonite |
216 |
| 4 |
Dolly Mixtures |
Yorkie |
213 |
| 5 |
Jacksmen |
Ajack |
207 |
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| |
Top
5 Climbers |
|
Places |
| 1 |
The Doughnut Heads |
AJ Smith |
11 |
| 2 |
Weeksie's Warriors |
Henry Weeks |
10 |
| 2 |
The Brawlers |
Phil White |
10 |
| 4 |
SaintsNotSinners |
Saints80 |
9 |
| 4 |
London who??? |
Todd Richards |
9 |
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| |
Players
of the Week |
|
|
| B |
Andy Goode |
Fly Half |
17 |
| F |
Andrew Blowers |
Flanker |
9 |
|
| Allegiance
Mini League |
| Rank |
Allegiance |
N |
Mean |
| 1 |
Tigers |
5 |
939.8 |
| 2 |
Bath |
53 |
870.2 |
| 3 |
Saints |
9 |
798.2 |
| 4 |
Glaws |
11 |
768.8 |
| 5 |
Wasps |
2 |
700.5 |
| 6 |
Others |
3 |
682.7 |
|
Total |
83 |
842.3 |
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