Top 10 Things IPL
By Kriky
May 16 2008
David Letterman move over, Kriky's Top 10 is here. Kriky gives us his take on the IPL from the absurd to the sublime. Whether you guffaw, or smile, or simply have a puzzled look on your face, the list is sure to get to you. What's more, you can submit your own observations and we will compile a readers Next 10 to go with Kriky's Top 10
1. Some of the players who have retired are faring better than the live ones who have not...hear hear Dravid and co? So the conclusion is that here is a place where it is better to be dead than live.
2. The Marillier scoop is the ugliest shot invented. Btw, whatever happened to Mr. Marillier?
3. It happens only in India - the captain of the home team hit with a rock(emphasis mine) when the home team is winning.
4. A B Morkel's wife is cute!
5. Sachin repeated the name Ambani a trizillon times in a couple of seconds during an onfield interview.
6. Being in form matters only for 1.5 hours.
7. Even nick names are abridged - McGrath = Pidge. So on the same coin can Bhaji be Bah?
8. Speaking of Bhaji, he needs to be banned for a few more matches, his elbows bent 80 degrees when he slapped Sree.
9. Grown men do cry, especially when they are on TV.
10. Mallya likes to get to the bottom of things. No wonder his F1 team lies last and Royal Challengers - need I say it? and, oh Katrina Kaif you better watch out…

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Especially liked nos.3, 8, and 10!India - World Cup winners 2011!!!
Champions Trophy winners 2013!!!
Congrats to Indian team and all Indian fans!

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ICL Ko Support Karo Yaro...
BCCI Ko Joote Chappal Maro....
