The Ferrari of Kimi’s to go BANG in Sepang!

By Natasha
March 28 2007

Un-named sources claim that Massa’s mechanics and Raikkonen’s mechanics have a private bet waging, Massa’s engineers are confident that Kimi will be going BANG in Sepang, while Kimi’s mechanics are hoping the iceman can freeze such doubts.

After such an embarrassingly easy victory for Kimi Raikkonen and Ferrari, all was going well publicly for the Maranello team.

However privately Gnome Todt has been frantically trying to crack the Kimi car breaker myth, but with reports circulating that Kimi’s engine may have to be changed, the gnome is fearing the worst.
Un-named sources claim that Massa’s mechanics and Raikkonen’s mechanics have a private bet waging, Massa’s engineers are confident that Kimi will be going BANG in Sepang, while Kimi’s mechanics are hoping the iceman can freeze such doubts.

Down at Renault, team boss Flavio Briatore has deployed a search party in a desperate bid to find the real Heikki Kovalainen, Renault insiders fear that Heikki’s brother, whom apparently was the pilot in charge for the disastrous Melbourne grand prix will again show up and reek havoc on the tarmac.
We will keep our anxious readers up to date, as soon as Heikki is found, you’ll be the first to know!

With Peter Sauber praising BMW’s competitiveness at Melbourne, you’ll all be forgiven for thinking he was talking about what they were doing on track.
We can exclusively reveal, this competitiveness Peter Sauber was referring too, was none other than Quick Nick and Robert Kubica arguing over whom will be the first one to win in F1.
Early reports suggest that BMW sided with Nick over winning first, BMW believe it will only be a matter of time before Nick is crowned worst dressed F1 driver, since Michael called it at day, Nick is no doubt running away with this one, so he finally may have won something in F1!!!


And as for McLaren, well other than them threatening legal action against their own fans, everything seems to be going fine.