Tottenham Hotspur: Lend us a fiver Freddy Shepherd

By Gary Beaumont
June 11 2003

Well what an eventful first week of the transfer window. Speculation, speculation followed by more speculation. Will Beckham go, or wont he? I wish he would go, at least then it will stop this continuous saga.

Although I feel sorry for the fella, well actually no I don’t. What a decision to make, Barcelona, Real Madrid or Ac Milan! Or perhaps after all this he might even stay put. All this is certainly keeping the media busy…Haha for once they may have to do some chasing rather than printing what agents have to say.

Anyway at least Tottenham have kept to their guns and kept out of any transfer talk. It proves no news is good news…actually I don’t think it does in this case…no perhaps it does…argghh…I don’t even know anymore.
Anyway who cares, as long as we are not being slagged off every five minutes (by former deadwood) then I’m semi-happy?
On the other hand we have Newcastle. If their websites are anything to believe, then they will be signing any player who has ever set foot onto grass during a champion’s league game. That even includes the serial stripper who appeared during the final at old Trafford. Which incidentally is amazing stuff considering he has been banned from every sporting ground in the country. Makes you wonder whether “police surveillance” is actually a word with any meaning behind it.

Anyway what am I talking about again??? I can’t even remember anymore! I just wish something interesting would happen, hopefully before I begin to enjoy cricket or even worse wellie throwing. I even found myself getting excited about the Toulon tournament (starting this Wednesday), but I couldn’t even find out whether it will be televised or not…. Ho hum!

So there you are, another informative story updating you on all the “signed and sealed transfers “ of the next few days. You heard it here first guys.

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