`Cov City Til I Die' The Latest Target?

By CCFC Sid
August 3 2003

Despite having made only two appearances so far, Chelsea chairman Roman Abramovich has been impressed enough to table a big bid to try and sign the `Cov City Til I Die' editor for his Chelsea site.

`Of course, I'm very flattered' said editor CCFC Sid, `but I'm happy where I am. It's always nice to be linked with a move to a big club, but CCFC is where my heart is, and it's where I will stay. Just don't tell me exactly how much money he offered, in case I change my mind....'