I am a Serie A star get me out of here

By Italian Football
December 6 2004

Nicola Legrottaglie of Juventus became the latest in a long, prestigious line of players, who received an award they didn’t really want. After careful consideration and hours of laughing at the unfortunately afflicted the producers of Catersport

awarded him the ‘Bidone d’Oro 2004’ hence making him this dud of the year. Stand up Nicola, take a bow, and thank your parents, the wife or girlfriend that made it all possible.

Don’t forget that unfortunate incident with the goat and the tin of spam, but wait…………… don’t not just yet anyway, lets look at the calibre of player that has preceded you, last years for instance Rivaldo. It’s an award that is as much about being unlucky as anything.

So this years, in traditional miss world style; in third place Del Piero and standing in the wings with a bunch of flowers and a hope that you can’t keep up your commitments, the one…the only….. the invisible…...my leg is hurting…Mr Christian Vieri.