Spurs prepare Swill roll?

By European Football
May 2 2006

Borussia Dortmund defender Phillipp Degen is today claiming that Premiership outfit Spurs are keen to bring him to White Hart Lane Degen confirmed the interest saying:

"Yes, there were people here from England."

"There is interest. I must say that this fast football excites me. But I have a contract here in Dortmund and, actually, I feel very well."

So a fairly Neutral answer there from the Swiss International, who would have thought, an inability to commit from the Swiss, what next, an avoidance of world wars, heaven forbid.

Our own Swiss writer is having personal issues with his goat and refuses to comply with deadlines unless I provide him with free cheese.

Should this situation change, there will be an update from the Swiss press.

If the situation fails to change, I will have the afore mentioned Swiss writer suspended by his testicular region and his goat butchered.