The play offs – All shipshape and bristol fashion?


By KM
May 14 2012

Karl Marx second story from his excellent blog -- 

Despite the seeming lack of investment from the RFU in it’s half baked, second tier brainchild otherwise known as The Championship, I think it’s fair to say that not only supporters of the Cornish Pirates, Bristol, Bedford and London Welsh, but rugby supporters up and down Britain, have been treated to the strongest and most exciting play off semi finals yet.

With the so called underdogs of both ties, Pirates and Welsh, upsetting their opponents in the first leg a week ago, (and subsequently those points cushions ultimately proving enough to take them over the line despite both being defeated today), the stage was set for two equally thrilling deciding encounters in Bristol and Richmond.

Everything but, or including?

Following the Pirates’ five try, second half demolition of Bristol at The Mennaye on Bank Holiday Monday, supporters made their way from all directions (the majority of course from Cornwall, but many from various cities, towns and no doubt villages up country) in confident, but somewhat pensive mood.

Bristol are without doubt a fine side who are at their most formidable when they break from deep with alarming pace, and most knew that with nothing to lose and a big crowd behind them, the home side would throw everything at the Pirates with wave after wave of attacks, and so it proved to be.

To many to ponder…..

Even walking around the Memorial Stadium over an hour before kick off, there was a tension in the air that I had not experienced before when watching the Pirates.

Even the atmosphere in the excellent Wellington pub just around the corner was not as bouyant as usual, as you could see the ever building trepidation on the faces of both sets of supporters. 

For Bris, a case of ‘Can we pull the deficit back, in order to make the next step in returning to the Premiership?’, and for the Pirates, ‘Can we build on last week and make the final once more?’ Questions, conundrums, connotations - Can Bristol claw back victory from the jaws of defeat? Can the Pirates pillage their way through yet again to make the final?

You what, you big wazzock?!

And so it proved no to the former and yes to the latter question, but not before a battle royale that did both sides and the RFU Championship mighty proud. By kick off, the tension had reached volcanic levels.

Whilst in true rugby fashion, the crowd were just about managing to keep their nerves in check, but for the players, it proved not so easy. Jason Hobson decided to engage in a little slap and tickle with Alan Paver, but the man of good old Yorkshire stee, wasn’t too interested, had a few words, and then we were off.

As expected the home team came flying forward and a number of attacks were repelled before Goodridge crossed the line and touched down under the posts, but the Pirates were not going to be brushed aside easily. With an early score opening penalty and a trademark bursting run through the home defence from Rob Cook that took him over the line, with then adding the extras, the visitors went into the break 10-7 up.

The Pirates now had a 24 point aggregate lead. More questions begged. ‘Can the Pirates do the same again for another 40 minutes?’ ‘Will Bristol wilt or thrive under the ever burdonening pressure?’

Mmmm, penalty!

Of course, it was a case of both in the second half. The first act went in favour of Bristol. Again it was Goodridge eventually finding a hole in the defensive wall and again placing the ball under the post for a simple conversion.

However, yet again the Pirates were not going to give in. Phil Burgess suddenly found himself with the ball on his own 10 metre line, took the opportunity, pinned his ears back and ran as fast as a back row forward can. More questions………’Can he make the line? Can he? Can he?

Yes he can – Tension in the away camp easing? Bris did their best to make sure it wasn’t with two late tries from Watkins and Helu, but a late penalty from the ‘Cookie Monster’ eased the pressure before referee Mr Davey signalled the end of a titantic battle and yet another fine advertisement for championship rugby.

Cooooookie!

Although the relief and celebrations for the Pirates were evident and well deserved. One could not help but feel a degree of sympathy for Bristol.

A fine and large rugby club with a great squad and wonderful supporters, that for the second time in three seasons, had finished in first place during the season proper but fell victim to the lottery of the play offs.

Whilst it would be incredible for the Pirates to win the Championship (for now, I will relent from talking about not being prevented from going up to the Premiership due to ground requirements), is it really fair that the first placed side during the regular season is not crowned champions? Or is it a case of ‘that was then, this is now, them’s the rules’?

The play offs – All shipshape and bristol fashion?
Posted by: Unofficial Pirates (IP Logged)
Date: 14/05/2012 11:59

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Re: The play offs – All shipshape and bristol fashion?
Posted by: *Stalwart (IP Logged)
Date: 14/05/2012 12:20

Good stuff KM. The answer to your final question is definitely "no". There is no guarantee that Bris would have finished top if it was first place wins. The approach is different for a play off scenario and we have managed that brilliantly.

Re: The play offs – All shipshape and bristol fashion?
Posted by: Hoopsy (IP Logged)
Date: 14/05/2012 12:27

Good piece my friend... No doubt teams would have approached the season differently but I do think these playoffs are awful. Winner after the regular season goes up, then maybe a playoff amongst the next 4. Winner of that would play 2nd bottom of the prem for a place in the top tier (No. of toilets permitting). If you dont reward the winner after the regular season... whats the point of all those games ? (Sorry whinging Bris fan).

Re: The play offs – All shipshape and bristol fashion?
Posted by: 2Harbourview (IP Logged)
Date: 14/05/2012 13:00

Counter that Hoopsy. we have played 30 games this season and only one was of no consequence. I think that is the strength of the play off system. You know what you are playing for when the season starts, its all about getting yourself into the best possible position come play off time when you have to start again. This semi has been far more exciting abnd attracted more ineterst from unusual sources than the old system could ever have produced

Re: The play offs – All shipshape and bristol fashion?
Posted by: kernewek (IP Logged)
Date: 14/05/2012 15:05

Bris talk abou winning the league,,so what,thats irrelevant they just got first place for the play offs,that it seems gives them the right to whinge non stop about the play offs,some of their fans are still whining about Exeter,they need to change their mind set,all that matters is getting into the play offs and then peaking at the right time,Pirates know that and peek for the play offs,if Bris dont rotate properly and get excited about coming top of the league then they will continue to choke when it matters,

Re: The play offs – All shipshape and bristol fashion?
Posted by: Landlubber (IP Logged)
Date: 14/05/2012 15:21

2Harbourview and Kernewek, I'm not so sure you're both 100% correct in your messages as I believe there should be a 2 up 2 down scenario (as suggested by Hoopsy) whereby the leaders after the 1st ound are automatically promoted (therefore Bristol go up) whilst the next 4 have playoffs thus ensuring the same mindset mentioned is maintained. however, my suggestion is that the bottom premiership side is relegated whilst the next four teams play each other (two semis and a final) to avoid relegation with the losing team being relegated! This should maintain interest right up to the end of the season because teams in the mid premiership table might be trying to get into europe but, at the same time, will also be looking over their shouder at possible relegation!

However, this will never happen as the RFU have already decided that they don't want promotion and will continually move the posts to stop anyone geting promotion - you wait and see what lame excuse they'll come up with for London Welsh's application to stop them going up shupld they beat us over the next fe weeks!

Re: The play offs – All shipshape and bristol fashion?
Posted by: rambling sid (IP Logged)
Date: 14/05/2012 16:12

Oh s0d 0ff

Re: The play offs – All shipshape and bristol fashion?
Posted by: SJP (IP Logged)
Date: 14/05/2012 16:53

rambling sid,

As Mrs Brown would say "That's nice".

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Re: The play offs – All shipshape and bristol fashion?
Posted by: *Stalwart (IP Logged)
Date: 14/05/2012 17:15

I love a well thought through, well reasoned argument Rambling Sid. Or should that be Rambling S0d?

Re: The play offs – All shipshape and bristol fashion?
Posted by: rambling sid (IP Logged)
Date: 14/05/2012 19:00

No you were right first time, and I'm glad you acknowledge that it was well thought out.

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