Boys Against Men Boys Win - Player Ratings

By Matty and Merlion
February 28 2016

Matty usually provides the player ratings but today he was so disgusted that he posted the following: Sh*t, each and every one of them. And that was the sum total of his ratings. So instead I will publish Merlion’s ratings from farther down the thread.

6 - Cech - nothing he could do.
5 - Bellerin - Barca can have him for 36-mil.
4 - Gabriel - another Squillaci
4 - Koscielny - what a coward turning away from a shot directly at goal.
7 - Monreal - our best player on the pitch
4 - Coquelin - and Wenger said 24-mil is too expensive for Schneiderlin
4 - Ramsey - Hollywood stuntman; should learn from Mata and Herrera how to play midfield
1 - Alexis - suspect he told his agent "Find me a club in the summer!"
6 - Ozil - he tried but his body language is not good; certainly will leave this summer.
7 - Welbeck - played his heart out.
0 - Walcott - @#45^@$
4 - Giroud - still can't score in a brothel.
4 - Elneny - a fit Kim Kallstrom
3 - Iwobi - they got Rushford and we got Iwobi.

-10 Arsene Wenger - a decomposing product with expiry date eons ago.

10 - Silent Stan - guttural laughter all the way to the bank.

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