MTWD Glossary 2.0
Gilly
By Ged & All
June 2 2010
The T20 season is here! New readers appear (welcome to you all). There is no time to explain every strange nickname and glib term used on MTWD. So here's a starter for T20. Chime in with your own nicknames and MTWD terms and perhaps even explain some of the more obscure nicknames.
It’s the T20 season, many new readers appear (welcome to you all), and in the shortest form of the game there is no time to explain every strange nickname and glib term used on MTWD*.
So here is your “cut out and keep”** glossary of MTWD technical terms.
We hope that readers will use this discussion topic to chime in with their own examples of Nicknames and MTWD terms, thus helping this glossary to evolve and be maintained. Also, perhaps, to explain some of the more obscure nicknames.
| Nickname orGlib Term | Actual name orReal Term | Explanation |
| A.C. | Dawid Malan | A pun on the name of an Italian Football team. We’d prefer to go for “Inter”, but apparently that is reserved for Dawid’s brother. A.C. should not be confused with Ace (See “Ace”); that would never do. There’s only one Ace. |
| Ace | Owais Shah | So called because his first name is properly pronounced o-ace. Also, of course, because he is absolutely Ace. |
| ASBO | Danny Evans | Presumably based on the London-centric view that anyone who originates from the North-East has a propensity to present behavioural challenges. Also known as the Hartlepool Hammer |
| Bart | John Simpson | In fact, you can choose your favourite Simpson’s character here. Or your favourite BBC correspondent for that matter. |
| Brockett | Andrew Strauss | So-called after his (allegedly) vocal resemblance to Lord Brockett. Also sometimes just “Lord”. |
| Captain, The | Eoin Morgan | Bright young talent of the Middlesex side. Nickname derives from a well-known brand of rum, “Captain Morgan”. Alternative nickname “Popeye” seems to be gathering momentum, like an innings when our boy gets going! |
| Churchy | Adam Gilchrist | A polite form of the nickname that highlights the well-known religious figure whose name appears within our star’s name. There are more blasphemous forms, but “Churchy” is on our side now. |
| Dial M | Tim Murtagh | Based on the famous 1954 movie “Dial M for Murder”. Puns on this word “murder” for “Murtagh” get a bit tired after a while, but that’s no reason to stop using them |
| Estate Agent, The | Dan Housego | Do we have to explain everything? Also perhaps “Mastermind” or “Fred” for old-fashioned nicknamers. |
| Finny | Steven Finn | Just think of the imagination that must have gone into this one, folks. Geddy is impressed. Given his recent performances, perhaps “The Fallen” or “Fintastic” would serve better. |
| Freedom Pass | Shaun Udal | A veteran signing and what a great signing it has turned out to be, Tim “Dial M” Murtagh was heard hollering “come on Free Bus Pass” at this player in June 2008. Of course, that shows Tim’s age too, as this pensioner essential has been called the “Freedom Pass” for years. |
| Gary | Scott Newman | Just made this one up, but fans of late 1970’s synth music will get the gist. And surely few MTWD fans will be able to bring themselves to use the old tame nickname, Scotty, for this player. Perhaps “Paul” would be better. But “Randy” is probably better still – although perhaps short people are not so sure. |
| Geyser, The | Adam London | As in “he’s a real cockney geyser”. See also “Streets Of” |
| Gilly | Adam Gilchrist | Obvious really, but just in case you are unfamiliar with this unimaginative nickname, we thought we should include it. |
| Iceman, The | Gareth Berg | Derived from the term “iceberg” and inducing useful headlines such as “The Iceman Cometh” and “Iceberg hits Titanic”. You’ll also occasionally come across MTWD people with long memories using “Roman” for this player. |
| IOB | Iain O’Brien | Not sure he’ll be playing any T20 for us now, but we seem short of nicknames for him. Shame really, with Gilchrist as well the obvious chant for both our overseas players would be would be “he’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy”. Perhaps just “Life of” then. |
| Lloyd | David Warner | Big-hitter extraordinaire, no idea where this nickname comes from but no doubt some of you will be ready with the answer on the thread below….. Some prefer “Pocket Rocket”. |
| Moggy | Eoin Morgan | Only a little better than simply adding a “y” or an “o”….. but not much better. |
| OBE | Andrew Strauss | Batsmen who go off to play for England often acquire this nickname, “Only Bat’s for England”, even if, as in Strauss’s case, the facts do not always fit the nickname. Shame on you if you use this one. |
| On | Kabir Toor | One of my contributions to this year’s glossary. As in “gone on tour”. Ok, folks, improve on it!! |
| Pounds | Paul Sterling | Another of my contributions to this year’s glossary. A great young talent who might lose a few weight-wise and then make a whole load money-wise. |
| Rent, The | Eoin Morgan | More often known as “The Captain” (see “Captain, The”) |
| Robbo | Sam Robson | That’s what the Official Site says, folks, and we have to do better. Ideas on the thread below, please. |
| Roly | Toby Roland-Jones | Actually the Official Site has no nickname for Toby. Let’s strike while the iron is hot……ideas on thread below please. |
| Shaggy | Shaun Udal | So called, because he allegedly looks like the cartoon character of that name from Scooby Doo. A veteran signing and what a great signing it has turned out to be, we suspect he acquired this nickname when he was a little bit younger. Currently the Skipper (that's what he is, not his nickname). See also “Free Bus Pass” and “Freedom Pass” |
| Shorty | Steve Finn | All six-foot-eight-inches of him (or six-foot-five inches depending on which expert you believe). A young star – we might not see too much of him now that England have found out about him. Perhaps Randy (Newman) would have something to sing about this nickname. |
| Sick Note | Any bowler who shows signs of being injury prone | The use of this nickname usually triggers an e-mail from the club management to Ged asking him to moderate references to players’ health and fitness – so please try not to use it in writing |
| Smudge | Tom Smith | Famous for original nicknames down at Hove, this one comes with seagull doo all over it. Let’s “sea” if we can do better. |
| Streets Of | Adam London | Based on a dirge originally sung well by Ralph McTell and subsequently sung terribly badly by inebriated students and do-gooders throughout the land. |
| Super Ped | Pedro Collins | Seems to have settled as his MTWD nickname, although you can see the case for Pedalo, Joan or even Jackie. |
| Take That | Robbie Williams | You may also use the name of any appropriate Robbie Williams song of your choosing – post your best suggestions on this thread please! |
| Ted | Neil Dexter | Not the most original idea, but there you go. I prefer "Uni", in memory of the great Peter Cook sketch about the unidexter who applies for the role of Tarzan. Other suggestions include "ambi" and "sinister". |
| Zino | Jackson Thomspon | No-one seems to know why he has that nickname – we guess that is MTWD’s version of Zino’s paradox. We could try “Jacko” (obvious) “Thomo” (surely meant for someone else) or “Pollock” (getting better) |
* MTWD – Middlesex Till We Die, the name of the website you are reading.
** Cut Out and Keep – a 20th century term for a published piece about sport ahead of a major event; less experienced readers should not try to cut out any part of their computer equipment – your parents or partners might get upset. A better modern idiom might be “print out and keep”, but we're old school round here.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010:08:08:13:11:57 by Ged.
Pedro Collins has been omitted and for now perhaps we can call him Super Ped- unless someone can think of something better?
Kimmy has some further nicknames for the Ice Man which for legal reasons can't mention here.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
The sky sports team called Morgan 'popeye' as he has large forearms...
The players whilst fielding called Finn 'Finndog' (?) and Berg 'The Bergermeister' (usual spelling!)
For those who don't know Hifi for Finn came from the Scotland trip last year where he supported a large pair of headphones and looked like the cartoon charater 'hifi' from the raggy dolls!
Adam London was also known as 'fingers' last year after batting with broken/dislocated ones bless
Newman also answers to 'gobby' after you can hear him shouting and..... can't think of the word... sledging the batsman whilst in the field.
I could think of a few things I have called Gilchrist in the past.... by he playing for Middx now so I wont mention them!
And I've just bought his book... If the words are anything like the photos it'll be a good read...
Kimmy
Love to see him ghost a few batsmen in T20 mode , how many game s he gets who knows , if it's none "the invisible man" becomes rather apossite .
David Warner could have been Morgan (a suitable a case for treatment) if we didn't already have the captain.
I've seen Sailor used for AC by a legendary poster elsewhere. No idea why. And Monkeyhanger for ASBO as well.
Last season I'm sure I heard HiFi shouting (well, speaking in a slightly embarrassed way) "Come on, the apprentice" as Big Al came into bowl.
I did like Robert Croft shouting "Come on Dai" last year at Swansea as his captain, Jamie Dai Rymple, came in to bowl.
Adelaide
Well spotted the absences etc.
A slightly fixed version will be up in a jiffy.
Keep the comments coming......
According the Guardian, Tom Smith's nickname when he was at Sussex was "The Seaford Plumber"".
On 18th May I wrote that Adam Gilchrist's nickname of Churchy was born out of an autograph hunter once asking him "Are you Adam Gilchurch?". The story can be found in the Hounslow Chronicle, Wembley Observer, Ealing Gazette, Uxbridge Gazette, Staines News, Fulham & Hammersmith Chronicle, Woking Informer and Surrey Herald
Click here to read why I sensationally sacrificed the big bucks of Chelsea for the adventure of Watford
(image on left not representative of how relative my support of Watford is to my support of Middlesex)
SC
No Mr C (Cricket) in the lineup? Surely there's one player in the squad who suffers to the nth degree for their craft?
Come to think of it, I'm a little stuck for a suggestion myself...no Hussies in here. Perhaps when Scotty returns?
That's very funny!!
Kimmy
On the subject of players' nicknames, my dad has a habit of referring to Tim Murtagh as 'Hi-Fi', and he claims that is due to Murtagh doing high fives whenever he takes a wicket. Hi-Fi is of course Steven Finn.
Click here to read why I sensationally sacrificed the big bucks of Chelsea for the adventure of Watford
(image on left not representative of how relative my support of Watford is to my support of Middlesex)
You know how people on MTWD think. Last night I said that David Warner will be unable to play v Somerset at Taunton tomorrow, and it made people speculate that he had been dropped or his spell at Middlesex had come to an end.
I suppose if Morgan breaks into the England Test side then it would make little difference to Middlesex whether or not he held a contract with us as he would seldom be available, although that would simply lessen how attracted the other counties would be to signing him, a similar situation to Kevin Pietersen. I have read in a couple of newspapers that Morgan lives in Finchley, so I don't see why he would want to play for any county other than Middlesex.
Click here to read why I sensationally sacrificed the big bucks of Chelsea for the adventure of Watford
(image on left not representative of how relative my support of Watford is to my support of Middlesex)
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Or, having watched the 20/20 last night he thinks he looks like Shaun pollock... What a load of Pollocks that it, but calling him pollock might be funny?
Kimmy
Google search colin/pollock you young'uns !!
Click here to read why I sensationally sacrificed the big bucks of Chelsea for the adventure of Watford
(image on left not representative of how relative my support of Watford is to my support of Middlesex)
hey! where is barmypaul when you need him?
Kimmy
Dang it Ged, I didn't think of that one!
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
I have been meaning to post that for ages.
I admit a lot of responsibility for the continued use of the term “Only Bats for England”.
When can I can my prize ?

Adelaide
I'll now go away and try to think of another name...
Kimmy
Ireland - Bankrupt?
I quite like Don for Rogers, though a Spurs fan would!
Adelaide
I think R4C would be a great nickname for Chris Rogers since his namesake Brendan has the disloyalty of Mark Ramprakash while it is hoped that Chris Rogers will score a similar volume of runs to Ramprakash.
As for Corey Collymore's nickname, I don't know many people called 'Corey' or 'Collymore'. He will probably be called 'The Street' after Coronation Street.
It would take this thread off-topic if I said that until about five years ago I believed it to be illogical for it to be OK for females to demand equal rights (which I have no issue with) but to also demand not to be on the receiving end of violence. Don't us males get protection?! I still think it is illogical, but at least I have now learnt that females prefer not to be hit.
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I'd be inclined to start wearing a box now so as to get used to it before next season when a boot in the Ballspond Road may well be heading your way from one of our lady posters .
Rogers= Buck , Ireland = Bank of ,Collymore = me old flower.
To take this thread back to the subject of cricketer's nicknames, I discovered at Biggin Hill that there was a famed South African World War II RAF fighter pilot who led No. 74 Squadron RAF during the height of the Battle of Britain who was called Adolph 'Sailor' Malan, which explains why on occasions Dawid Malan has been given the nickname of 'Sailor'.
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It would take this thread off-topic if I said that until about five years ago I believed it to be illogical for it to be OK for females to demand equal rights (which I have no issue with) but to also demand not to be on the receiving end of violence. Don't us males get protection?! I still think it is illogical, but at least I have now learnt that females prefer not to be hit.
Ok... I'll put an offender of domestic violence... (which he was) and the phrase works BOTH ways... Although I have to say there are far more female victims that come forward than male..
Incidentialy....
You are far more likely to be assaulted (whether sexually or not) as a male age 16 to 24 years old than a female of the same age... The 'female walking home alone late a night' is rubbish....
Kimmy
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Surely Rogers should be Buck. And that isn't a reference to his price tag.....
in his CricInfo profile his nickname is listed as a rather effeminate Bucky......ducky

although maybe only us oldies can remember that.
Becoming a WUM is lowering your standards...

although maybe only us oldies can remember that.
Or for the less aged maybe "Dave".
Hopefully OB and Collymore will be able to play alongside each other in 2011.
Some people said they expect me to do a 10/10/10/10/10 post, so I had to do it on this thread as this is an 'article' thread, and therefore the date is displayed in short form. It wouldn't have worked on a conventional thread as on conventional threads the dates are displayed in long form.
Oops, I mistimed it.
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Hopefully he can overwhelm us in 2011 by scoring a high amount of runs.
Actually, 'number 4' could be Scott's nickname. I'm the confused one!
Maybe the time has come to start calling him the 'Lambeth Lara', as he has been in good form with the bat recently and Will Atkins often refers to Murtagh by that name on commentary, on Twitter and on his blogs.
Adelaide

