B’Stard On Board

By Aston
February 14 2007

MP Alan B’Stard has revealed he is on the board of directors at Portman Road and he is to blame for the clubs lack of finances.

The 50-year-old former Tory MP (now defected to Labour) is the MP for Haltemprice, he has survived numerous scandals and was once sentenced to death for the murder of chat show host Kerry Grout but he survived hanging (which he voted back into law) as the gallows collapsed under his weight.

 

Alan was in Ipswich yesterday to promote his stage show which reveals he is the power behind new labour and Tony Blair, he also revealed he is director at Town and it’s his fault we’re skint.

 

B’Stard: “Why do you think it’s in such dire straits, financially? I’ve got to fund my lifestyle somehow,”

 

Source: EADT

 

Please note this is not a serious article.

 

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