This is what Scottish hookers should look like

At the news of signing the posh looking poser form Quins called George Turner I thought i would welcome him to the club by doing a skit of him    

Essentially 

Scott Lawson - wiki page here is the proper looking Hooker we need 

Good looking, tanned and toned is not the look of a Newcastle hooker of the past. Ross Nesdale was one of those types and look where that got us.

Bring back a wing nut peanut  and one that maybe doesn't frequent the tanning shops and we are where we should be 

Additonal to my rant, I bloody hope the new guy can throw like Blamire in the oppo 22 cos we do not want this Clooney rebrand getting maul tries all day long.

There was once a hooker at a club south of the Tyne who was nicknamed shit for brains - and i will not name him; Brian; but this is the type of hooker we want, not one of those all singing all dancing types who can play the game properly.